You Just Blew My Mind

some bitch: omg you wore that shirt the other day
me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine

178,423 notes - 22 May, 2013

embrace-ocean:

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allisimpson:

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allisimpson:

thought it was an overalls kinda day don’t laugh

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narryhorany:

So basically there’s this hot history teacher at my school everyone has a crush on and I was walking to maths as you do when suddenly one of my hands bumped against something aND I TURNED AROUND TO SEE I FUCKING FELT THIS HISTORY TEACHER’S CROTCH AND HE WALKED REALLY QUICKLY PAST ME AND MORALE OF THE STORY IS SWING YOUR ARMS WHILST WALKING AND YOU GET THE D IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND.

18 notes - 22 May, 2013

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

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1,330 notes - 21 May, 2013